THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
Living on Earth is expensive
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year
How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
Birthdays are good for you
the more you have
the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.
If Tescos and Asda are lowering prices every day
how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world
but you may also be the world to one person
Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over
smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons
some are sharp, some are pretty
some are dull, some have weird names
and all are different colours....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box
A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today!..
"And that person was me